dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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alexhursch:

parkstone-international:

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

chaotic neutral

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grindbuster:

go on anon and psychoanalyse me and make me cry

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just-shower-thoughts:

If keyboards had braille on them, we all could have subconsciously learned braille by now.

bepeu:

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

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laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

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